\documentclass{homepage}
\usepackage[sad]{typist}

\title{ichi homepage}
\author{reayn}
\date{\today}
\begin{document}

I guess this is my homepage lmao?

I miss when the internet was shit like this bruh.

Hi everyone who ends up here.

I need ideas for what to do here ngl.

Maybe make this my main website instead of my bootleg git domain?

That would be nice ngl but this might not last long sadly

Ig we'll see

Have a good day anon reader.

\end{document}